Alles Ist Neu

applebeveragesaur:

oh just so everyone knows: if you’re like me and you get anxiety whenever you see someone vagueblogging because you think it’s about you even though you never did anything remotely similar to what’s being talked about, it is always okay to pop into my askbox and ask if i’m talking about you, and i’ll say “no” and i won’t be annoyed or anything no matter how often this happens.

(via reithebutterfly)

— 4 hours ago with 3780 notes

r-t-v:

Cuddle weather? Fuck that. It’s hickey season. You can hide anything behind a large scarf.

(via rudequeer)

— 10 hours ago with 31155 notes
#fluffy Jason  #nudge nudge 
totallyamelia:

imightgetcynical:

totallyamelia:

Yeaaaahhh…

Marriage equality is cool and all, but uh…

Trickle down equality, yo!

totallyamelia:

imightgetcynical:

totallyamelia:

Yeaaaahhh…

Marriage equality is cool and all, but uh…

Trickle down equality, yo!

(via timorous-beasties)

— 15 hours ago with 27255 notes
Just wait for the makeup that comes with that story

Just wait for the makeup that comes with that story

— 16 hours ago
"Both.
I want to stay.
I want to leave.
I am three oceans away from my soul."
— 16 hours ago with 4272 notes

wordsbyac:

"You’re not like other girls"

Yes actually I am. Girls are awesome, shut the fuck up.

(via paragonapostate)

— 17 hours ago with 40237 notes

that-stupid-tardis-sound:

"he likes girls too much to be gay"

wait hold on i have an idea
what if, no, hear me out, what if
bisexual

(via demiboysirius)

— 17 hours ago with 19725 notes

free-parking:

Francis Alÿs, Nightwatch, 2004.  

Surveillance cameras observe a fox exploring the Tudor and Georgian rooms of the National Portrait Gallery at night.

Well of course it was at night. Foxes are largely nocturnal and the national portrait gallery is missing a large part of its target audience (foxes, owls, other beings of intellect) by being closed through all the prime hours of nocturnal activity. The fox is staging a protest. Or is the travel agent invited to write up reviews of the museum’s new night-specific services in anticipation of a new opening schedule announcement.

(via rhysismildlyamused)

— 1 day ago with 55866 notes
#I should sleep  #Ms fox  #v important ms fox 

well-then-my-dear-captain:

OKAY BUT WHY THE FUCK DOES MOVIE GINNY HAVE TO FUCKING ASK HER BROTHERS WHO KRUM IS AT THE WORLD CUP

THE GIRL IS A QUIDDITCH ACE WHO GOES ON TO PLAY FOR THE HOLYHEAD HARPIES AND BECOME A QUIDDITCH REPORTER

BESIDES WHICH SHE LIVES WITH RON WHO HAS A MASSIVE MAN CRUSH ON KRUM

THERE IS NOT A CHANCE IN HELL GINNY WEASLEY DOESN’T KNOW WHO KRUM IS

but yeah sure let’s have the girls ask dumb questions that were Harry’s lines in the book whatever

(via aseriousbunburyist)

— 1 day ago with 34868 notes
#fluffy jason 
wombatsexy Oh gosh I am a summer elf aren’t I that’s p freakin great wow. I have chosen to reveal this power at a time of great disadvantage to myself, however, which seems rather silly. Perhaps the changing weather is simply stripping my glamour day by day.
rudequeer Thanks!!

wombatsexy Oh gosh I am a summer elf aren’t I that’s p freakin great wow. I have chosen to reveal this power at a time of great disadvantage to myself, however, which seems rather silly. Perhaps the changing weather is simply stripping my glamour day by day.

rudequeer Thanks!!

— 1 day ago with 1 note
#wombatsexy  #rudequeer 
cloudsinplaces:

The vinyl matches my walls. I love it.

cloudsinplaces:

The vinyl matches my walls. I love it.

(via tattoosandderps)

— 1 day ago with 15154 notes
#spencer 

I hope you all knew this was coming

— 1 day ago with 7 notes
#my face  #hair  #personal